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Kuniworth · 03-15-10, 11:56 AM

Hooverhead posted some interesting things too:

First of all I can't play for 2 days because this drm.

THen uboat is impossible to figure out how to manage. No manual, no useful commands, nothing. Me and my crew just looks on each other like it is some kind of circle jerk.

And you finally manage to move this son of an *** uboat at last you have to talk to that stinking disgusting cook and his special ability. Cook better food? Well not exactly my first priority I have to decide if I should kill the pirate dude or finding ways to man the ****ing deck gun. Can crew die btw or do you have drag along that moronic pirate and his *** buddies for the whole war? Where is the realism in that? Do they never speak of anything different? Just Bismarck It's like I'm not aboard an uboat but an asylum, we all are loonies trapped in a madhouse from hell.

So after 2 more days of downloading patch 1 and completing this completly stupid introduction(so0 Im captain of this moronic crowd gee thanks) it's off to sea. Can't figure anything out. Pirate stands like an drunken ***, no sonar from mr sound guy, laggy as hell, no one aboard this sorry ship heading for disaster have a clue(would be bye bye if not for the incompetent enemy that wont chase me except one stalker day and night). I think some dudes were trapped on deck when we submerged btw.

Anyway, finally our floating zoo stumbles into this troop transport. Notice something is wrong(besides everything else)the torps moves in 100 knots and the freighter flies away into the air and disappear!! Eh hm ok. Yeah you heard me ship just took off and flies away. Flying dutchman??? Buggy game? Well apperently only I reacted of the loonies aboard. Maybe I was hallucinating after 10 beers to cope with this nightmare of a game.

Silent hunter 3 had almost everything right or within sight. But no you just could'nt follow it up. You had to get the pirate in, you just had to make it some fantasy arcade shoot em up moronic crap.

Please save us from this nightmare. I just wanna smash screen when the pirate says he wants respect. Hell no boy, it's judgement day for you crazt *** motha****er.

Finally some chap sunk us and put us all out of misery. Thank god. I think everyone aboard felt happy the tragic saga had come to an end.

03-15-10, 11:56 AM	#7
Kuniworth Nub Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hooverhead posted some interesting things too: First of all I can't play for 2 days because this drm. THen uboat is impossible to figure out how to manage. No manual, no useful commands, nothing. Me and my crew just looks on each other like it is some kind of circle jerk. And you finally manage to move this son of an * uboat at last you have to talk to that stinking disgusting cook and his special ability. Cook better food? Well not exactly my first priority I have to decide if I should kill the pirate dude or finding ways to man the ing deck gun. Can crew die btw or do you have drag along that moronic pirate and his * buddies for the whole war? Where is the realism in that? Do they never speak of anything different? Just Bismarck It's like I'm not aboard an uboat but an asylum, we all are loonies trapped in a madhouse from hell. So after 2 more days of downloading patch 1 and completing this completly stupid introduction(so0 Im captain of this moronic crowd gee thanks) it's off to sea. Can't figure anything out. Pirate stands like an drunken *, no sonar from mr sound guy, laggy as hell, no one aboard this sorry ship heading for disaster have a clue(would be bye bye if not for the incompetent enemy that wont chase me except one stalker day and night). I think some dudes were trapped on deck when we submerged btw. Anyway, finally our floating zoo stumbles into this troop transport. Notice something is wrong(besides everything else)the torps moves in 100 knots and the freighter flies away into the air and disappear!! Eh hm ok. Yeah you heard me ship just took off and flies away. Flying dutchman??? Buggy game? Well apperently only I reacted of the loonies aboard. Maybe I was hallucinating after 10 beers to cope with this nightmare of a game. Silent hunter 3 had almost everything right or within sight. But no you just could'nt follow it up. You had to get the pirate in, you just had to make it some fantasy arcade shoot em up moronic crap. Please save us from this nightmare. I just wanna smash screen when the pirate says he wants respect. Hell no boy, it's judgement day for you crazt * motha****er. Finally some chap sunk us and put us all out of misery. Thank god. I think everyone aboard felt happy the tragic saga had come to an end.