ROFL.... cross posting and QFT
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/t...7/m/5511054148
and a snippet
"WO, man the deck gun."
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MAN THE DECK GUN," the WO bellowed.
I ordered the deck gun crew to fire on the closest ships. After a few solid hits it began to sink. My first kill!
Without orders the deck gun crew began to fire on a 2nd merchant. "Whoa!" I shouted. "WO, secure the deck gun."
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MAN THE DECK GUN"
"No, secure it!"
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MAN THE DECK GUN
"Sailor! I order you to cease fire!"
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MAN THE DECK GUN"
"Christ! Nav officer, prepare to dive. What's our depth under keel!"
The Nav Officer again just stared at me. "Hello?" I said over the com. "Ah, forget it. Dive! All hands below, Secure the deck gun! Dive!"
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MAN THE DECK GUN"
Yeah, you stay here and take care of that