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CCIP · 08-25-05, 10:56 PM

Well, it looks like it was pretty even right up until the end...

How did it really turn out?
Stay tuned for...

THE GREAT NAVAL BATTLE OF NEW YORK

The Bisfarck set her sights on the enemy first...

...delivering a salvo of terrifying might right across the island!

...however, it missed. Both adversaries started rounding the island.

HMS Whatthefark's aim was better... if only that building wasn't in the way!

Travelling at full speed, the opponents prepared to unleash their broadsides as soon as they passed the island...

The Whatthefark was first to reload her quadruple 14" cannons, and unleashed a devastating salvo!

...however...

It was now the Bisfarck's turn to bring her full firepower. Salvo!

The massive shells struck the top of Whatthefark's turret!

...oh no! Whatthefark's tremendous superstructure collapsed, igniting the magazines below!

Oh no! The pride of the royal navy blows up in flames!

AND THE BISFARCK IS VICTORIOUS!!!

......however...

THE RAF COASTAL COMMAND ARRIVES FOR REVENGE!
As, precisely 15 seconds after the mighty Whatthefark's sinking, from the cloudy skies swoops down the fearsome...

...CATAFARK!!!!

AND SO, THE TWO MIGHTY OPPONENTS SINK SIDE BY SIDE, NOT EVEN 20 SECONDS APART

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CATAFARK!

08-25-05, 10:56 PM	#29
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Well, it looks like it was pretty even right up until the end... How did it really turn out? Stay tuned for... THE GREAT NAVAL BATTLE OF NEW YORK The Bisfarck set her sights on the enemy first... ...delivering a salvo of terrifying might right across the island! ...however, it missed. Both adversaries started rounding the island. HMS Whatthefark's aim was better... if only that building wasn't in the way! Travelling at full speed, the opponents prepared to unleash their broadsides as soon as they passed the island... The Whatthefark was first to reload her quadruple 14" cannons, and unleashed a devastating salvo! ...however... It was now the Bisfarck's turn to bring her full firepower. Salvo! The massive shells struck the top of Whatthefark's turret! ...oh no! Whatthefark's tremendous superstructure collapsed, igniting the magazines below! Oh no! The pride of the royal navy blows up in flames! AND THE BISFARCK IS VICTORIOUS!!! ......however... THE RAF COASTAL COMMAND ARRIVES FOR REVENGE! As, precisely 15 seconds after the mighty Whatthefark's sinking, from the cloudy skies swoops down the fearsome... ...CATAFARK!!!! AND SO, THE TWO MIGHTY OPPONENTS SINK SIDE BY SIDE, NOT EVEN 20 SECONDS APART ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CATAFARK! __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)