I have run aground

trying to get into Portsmouth Harbour and got rather stuck. My boat was stuck at this crazy angle, where I couldn't even aim my deckgun high enough to fire back at a destoyer so I could at least die with same dignity.
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\"If man is called to be to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well\"
Martin Luther King, Jr