So I was playing SHIII today on my trusty Dell Latitude laptop which I had sitting on the floor of my living room. When along comes my two year old daughter. She just having awakened from a nap is alittle unsteady on her feet, and she falls face first into the corner edge of the laptop screen. She hit on the corner and gashed her forehead. Three stiches needed to close the wound. She will be awarded the U-Boat wound badge and the Iron Cross when we return to base. The Captain has been restricted to his wife's dog house for not paying more attention to the children and the computer can no longer sit on the floor.