[frau kaleun]

Bernard: "Ach, I got bread with mildew."
Other crewman, quietly: "Forget about it, just let it go."
Bernard: "Excuse me, mein bread hat mildew."
Soup Nazi: "Bread wizout mildew, zwei Reichmarks extra."
Bernard: "But ze guy in front of me paid nothing extra, and ztill hat bread wizout--"
Soup Nazi: "You want bread? [Bernard nods] Three Reichsmarks extra!"
Bernard: "Was?!"
Soup Nazi: "No soup vor you!" :topples bowl of soup over Bernard's head:

Please tell me that at least one of the crew always wanted to pretend to be an architect.