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Old 02-22-10, 05:32 PM   #1
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Default No soup for you!

This deserves its own thread. Remember the of sitcom fame? Well, it turns out that the only Nazi on your boat happens to be...



Bernard: "Ach, I got bread with mildew."
Other crewman, quietly: "Forget about it, just let it go."
Bernard: "Excuse me, mein bread hat mildew."
Soup Nazi: "Bread wizout mildew, zwei Reichmarks extra."
Bernard: "But ze guy in front of me paid nothing extra, and ztill hat bread wizout--"
Soup Nazi: "You want bread? [Bernard nods] Three Reichsmarks extra!"
Bernard: "Was?!"
Soup Nazi: "No soup vor you!" :topples bowl of soup over Bernard's head:

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