Oldie, but goldie...
I remember I posted it in the ubi forums quite long time ago (several years actually). I still have it stickied in SHMF...
Took me a while to find, my old ubi post, hehe
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/t...5/m/5291084355
You should actually try and read the ubi thread, it's so similar to what is going on in the subsim SH5 forum, as went on there in the ubi SH4 forum. It's so funny....