I had a queer Ensign on my boat, this one time... the radar op woke me over the speaker about a contact.. i flipped on the light just in time to see Ensign Dooseldorf standing at the foot of my bead with a pair of micky mouse ears on his head, a fat coheba in one hand, a bottle of KY in the other...
i had him shot out of tube 4 at 50m
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