[Torvald Von Mansee]

How often do fortifications by the beach come up for sale? I always thought I'd like that. If money were no object, I'd just get a complex of bunkers on the coast in France/Belgium/The Netherlands, somewhere.

I once saw a show where someone had one of those watchtowers by the ocean (I think in Cape Cod) converted into a house. Like four different levels, and the observation deck at the top. No elevator.