My version of this thread.
"Tipsy heavy beer shrinking."
In order to shrink the beer. the firs tthing you gottado. is get ahold of theb eer and grasps it firnly in your hand.
thes second thing you gotta do is get your bottle opener, and pop the top.
the third thing yougoaat do.
umm
the
the...
three third thing you goat-a-do is hole it up to your mouth and commensurate the drikning of the beer.
don t guzzle it all down in one missive glup though.
becaus...
becuz good beer can be pretty filling, and if you take your time with it astead of just gulping it down shot gun style, you wont get that full feeling in your st- stomach.
as you consu- as - as you confuse the beer. you will notice that there is less and less in the bottle.
so... you are act-shully srhinking it down to smaller size.
the tenth thing you have to do is when you shrunk the beer until is smo small that you cant even see it... walk over an go to the redriginazor and get another beer. and repeat steps one through... umm
an anotherthing.
when tipsuy heavy beer shrinking you shouln always make sure to do.
umm
Zzzzzz
Zzzzzz
Zzzzz
Zzzz