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Old 02-01-10, 09:13 PM   #105
JackAubrey
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Oh! My! [insert favority entity]!

Could none of you have warned me beforehand?

I clicked on the Link, the Page "Your Crew" opened up and as I read the Name of the Torpedo Officer, i spit my Tea right over my keyboard and screen. In fact, I had to laugh so hard, Tea came also out of my nose.
I swear to your favourite God that I never laughed so hard since I am out of Elementary School about 30 years ago.

Maybe it's just me and maybe you have to be german to get it, but it seems the Devs play a bad Joke on us that is far beyond what one would call "cheesy".

I would explain why I had to laugh hard seeing that Name but I don't want to serve Brig Time. As far as I understand it, it's not okay to talk openly about anything sexually explicit in Forums, especially when they are located in the USA. And I also fear that my english is not good enough to paraphrase enough what I want to say.

Well... I could try it:

As if calling the somewhat shy Soundman "Benno Scheu" ("Scheu" is german for "shy") isn't enough.

The Nickname "Steck Sie rein" (shove/stick her in) together with his last Name "Faust" (Fist), can be taken as a very, very bad wordplay on a sexual technique.
See, it's probably not funny when you are not german... or maybe just not naughty enough.

I just showed my wife the Page and, with a raised eyebrow, she asked me if the programmers did that on purpose.

And, to be honest, I don't know the answer.

Maybe we all should stop making fun, the Bosun looks just like Agent 47



One more Question: To be a descendant of Heinrich Heine, wouldn't it be necessary that Heinrich Heine had Children?
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Aubrey
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