Good one Brag

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CNN 2012
"In a related news today, an angry mob was dispersed today from the Federative Ubisoft Control and Knowledge (F.U.C.K) headquarters. The dangerous criminals were said to be former loyal customers that took to a life of crime by refusing to continue their subscriptions. Police reports state that 9 policemen were hurt and 3 criminals were killed. The angry mob, believed to have initially had numbered a total of 4 members, later dispersed to his home, awaiting arrest and prosecution. "