Attack run overheard on the USS Barbarinna
Radarman: Enemy contact, captain. Sounds like a BB.
I'm goin' down (with captain's hat on backwards): get MoBo out and give me course, bearng, and range. We're goin' to sink that sucker...Yea!
I'm goin' down (doffs captain's hat, and dons MoBo hat): 10 degrees, 190 degrees, 3,000 yds.
I'm goin' down: (discards MoBo hat, and is now hatless): where the hell is my captain's hat.
Ensign: The mascot ran off with it.
I'm goin' down (still hatless): The Yamato is getting away, damn it. We can't fire torpedoes until I am wearing the Captain's hat.
Radarman: Sound contact lost sir.
I'm goin' down: @!%#&*
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