By the power vested in me, I hereby award you the Oder of the Brown Nose.
Nah, but seriously, in a forum that has been describes as "smelling of
gasoline" recently, the mods are playing it perfectly.
...but then we have all come to expect such of these honorable men,
these giants of the community. We are but humble specks in their
awe-inspiring presence. The magnitude of their glory is boundless.
Even the countless stars affixed in the firmament of heaven await the
holy word of the moderators in reverent silence.