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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, at least it would be something different, as opposed to:


"Schiff gesichte!"
"Yes, I see it."
Schiff gesichte!"
"Right you are, my lad."
"Schiff gesichte!"
"I'm pretty sure that's the Tirpitz, 1WO. I've seen pictures."
"Schiff gesichte!"
"Yes, yes, I get it. There are lots of ships nearby. That's because we haven't left the harbour yet. They're our ships, 1WO. I'm not worried about them, provided you're not at the helm."

*short pause*

"Schiff gesichte!"
"Shut UP, Bernard!"


I've taken to sending him to his quarters until we're well out to sea since I like being on the bridge when we're leaving port and it's either that or throw him overboard.

Thank you Sir, I needed that laugh!