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Originally Posted by JScones
Hehe, if our last thread was worth reporting, just imagine the workout Webster must be getting now, considering some of the threads that are around currently!  |
About fifty to the dozen I should imagine
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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
Probably not, but he has been known to milk a joke for all it was worth.  |
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his dairy shop and confronted the milkman with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free milk until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the milk each week, came into the shop and said, "I`ll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the milkman with a smile, "I`ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this bottle of milk home, that it is the last free milk she`ll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the milkman and tell him I have also had free bread, free meat, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!"