Most counties include an exemption card which can be torn off and mailed back to the county court.
I have fortunately been able to claim an exemption a couple of times as i was not a resident of the county in which the jury summons originated a couple of times.
all they should have to do is...
Check the box which states "Insufficient understanding or mastery of the English Language." and return the card.
depending on the cats age
they might also check "Have not reached 18th birthday."
or
"I am a senior citizen over the age of ____ " (whatever the county exemption status on seniors is if any)
or
write in exemption
"Unable to provide the defendant in the case with a fair or unbiased jury trial due to the following verifiable reason(s)"
and write "Im a Cat... not a human being"
seems pretty straight forward
all that aside... the best thing to do with the census is ball the F**ker up and throw it in the trash... its none of Uncle Sam's GD business.
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