Uber Gruber

Aha me 'eartys, tis me, eye, Capn Bitter 'n Twisted. Here to stifle ye glory mongerings with a taste of we bitter gibber so I am. Now then, wos dis I 'ear bout you dishing me sub buddies. I'll 'ave none of it I tell yer. For sure as i'm spouting my profunderances in dis 'ere webbed rantymag I will ave you know me subbuddies are the finest wobblygobblys that did ever sail the silly seas. eye...aha.....and shiver me timbers......SQWARRRK!