That is more a definition of anarchy, circus or war, than sports.
Maybe egg-carrying would find greater acceptance outside the US if the players would not stand around so much of the time, and play would see more flow and action instead of brakes and interruptions, not to mention commercials. Concerning dynamics and match flow, egg-carrying is just this:
L-A-Z-Y - 'N - L-A-M-E !!!
The best of it are the chearleaders, which proves that it is a true girls sports!
