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Old 01-04-10, 01:23 PM   #8
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Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict:

The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God"

The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it"

The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?"

The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back"
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