Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict:
The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God"
The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it"
The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?"
The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back"