Amateurs, the lot of you. You should all be ashamed of yourselves...especially Neal!
Once again, the British lead the way in technology and I have developed a simple program\test to uncover bots on message boards.
BAFO, please look at the following image:
Is this image:
A: A circuit board
or
B: Erotic
If he answers B, you know he's a bot!
Happy new year all!