Reminds me of a Joke.
The queen is touring a hospital with the head doctor and they pass a room where one of the patients is furiously masturbating.
the queen is shocked
"Doctor... what inexcusable behavior! what is the meaning of such a thing?"
the doctor says "Well, he suffers from a condition, very rare in men, you see... his testicles are over productive. if he doesnt release every 4 or 5 minutes, they will explode."
The queen calms down a bit more understandig and sensitive to the man's terrible condition.
a few minutes pass and they walk next to another room where a busty beautiful nurse is giving a patient a BJ.
"Doctor! I'm shocked that such a thing would go on in this esteemed hospital... explain this at once!" the queen commands - averting her eyes
The doctor says
"Oh your majesty... he has the same medical condition as the other guy, only he has much better insurance plan."
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