The other hobbits were dumb enough to walk to Mordor, we drove.
(mood setting music)
...In the darkest steps of Mordor, I knew a Boston so fair.
You are now entering Mt St Mordor:
Mordor in the distance:
The road to Mordor:
Wha? No sleeping on guard duty!
Closer to mordor:
Cool, these Elves have helicopters!
The path is dangerous
The foothills of the beast:
I spy with my eye... Golum!
The fires of mordor:
What, you left the ring on the table at home!
