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Originally Posted by onelifecrisis
Reminds me of the first time I bought condoms. I was 15 and nervous as hell, and the girl at the till was pretty which just made me more nervous. I said, "do you sell condoms?" and she said yes, and produced a tray with dozens of different kinds. She said, "which kind do you want?"
Well, I wasn't expecting that, so I said "I don't know. Which kind would you recommend?"
She looked at me and I realised what I'd said and went beetroot. I grabbed a pack at random, paid, and left the store. I never went back there again.
True story.
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My first visit to the chemist I was rather embarrassed
so I asked very quietly
do you sell frenchies?, she said
yes, what size do you want? I didn't know what to say, I just said
medium! Then at the top of her voice she yells out
How much for the medium condoms? Everyone in the shop turned and looked at me
... I crawled out the door!!