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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet
TMI Here but...
Sickest i have ever been was food poisoning.
I ate what i assume were under cooked chicken enchiladas.
Around 10:30pm i felt just the slightest bit nauseous.
By Midnight the "flow control valves" on both ends of my body had been set to the "maximum purge / full open" position.
I literally had one end going into the toilet and the other end into the bath tub with absolutely zero physiological control over either function.
this process was ongoing until about 5:00am
Around 5:30am i took a loooong shower, and I emerged a pale victim of an unmerciful illness.
I had probably lost 8 to 10 lbs (if not more) of various bodily fluids over night. Iagonizingly stumbled into the living room and settled in on the sofa where i slept until probably 2:00 pm
this bout with food poisoning was like every drunken hang over, every flu, every spell of motion sickness and every ass kicking i had ever had in the entirety of my life all rolled into one...
for the next 3 or 4 days, the sincerity of every burp and each potential puff of flatus was firmly in question.
That night changed my life forever.
And i pray to God that no human being on this earth ever has to go through that ordeal.
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I have had the food poisoning with obviously off chicken, my wife at the same time, not as bad as you but bad enough, took about 2.5 hours after eating, at about 10.15pm we were both fighting over who gets the toilet!!
Lasted till dawn!!
