[GoldenRivet]

TMI Here but...


Sickest i have ever been was food poisoning.

I ate what i assume were under cooked chicken enchiladas.

Around 10:30pm i felt just the slightest bit nauseous.

By Midnight the "flow control valves" on both ends of my body had been set to the "maximum purge / full open" position.

I literally had one end going into the toilet and the other end into the bath tub with absolutely zero physiological control over either function.

this process was ongoing until about 5:00am

Around 5:30am i took a loooong shower, and I emerged a pale victim of an unmerciful illness.

I had probably lost 8 to 10 lbs (if not more) of various bodily fluids over night. Iagonizingly stumbled into the living room and settled in on the sofa where i slept until probably 2:00 pm

this bout with food poisoning was like every drunken hang over, every flu, every spell of motion sickness and every ass kicking i had ever had in the entirety of my life all rolled into one...

for the next 3 or 4 days, the sincerity of every burp and each potential puff of flatus was firmly in question.

That night changed my life forever.

And i pray to God that no human being on this earth ever has to go through that ordeal.