Luckily, all I have to say is "honey, the thingy don't work too well now for you to shop at chadwicks.com (add whatever catalog she gets in the mail here), so I think it's time to buy a new thingy for you. Just because I love you so! (smile and look pathetic)."
IMPORTANT NOTE: Don't forget to actually allow her to check her shopping websites from time-to-time. That will require you to actually stop playing, but you probably needed to shower anyhow . . .
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