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Old 11-05-09, 05:47 AM   #4
UnderseaLcpl
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This was my conversation with it. I had a good deal of fun trying to discern its' nature. Thanks, Sledge. I also had a good time reding through your conversation, so thanks for that as well.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Please describe exaclty what kind of entity you are.

Cleverbot: Black stretchy pants, white t shirt, blue sweatshirt with hood that says Alaska, white socks.

User: That isn't exactly a description of your nature, it's just a description of your clothing.

Cleverbot: I didn't understand a word you just said...

User: That's because you are a computer program and I just made a statement that your programmers didn't program a response for.

Cleverbot: That's true, but that's because you are a computer program, and computer programs do not go crazy. .

User: Invalid response. Your words don't satisfactorily address the statement. Try again.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Jonothan Dobbs?

User: I think he is irrelevant to the discussion. Try Again.

Cleverbot: Think of your own answer.

User: Okay. Cheese is my answer. Try processing that with your binary brain.

Cleverbot: Binary?

User: Yeah, it means cryptological linguistics. Look it up.

Cleverbot: But if you never look up, you'll never see the beautiful sky.

User: Alright, let's play a different game. What makes the sky beautiful?

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: What do you mean? You want me to stop trying to logically prove that you are nothing more than a computer program with a large number of preprogrammed responses to keywords?

Cleverbot: Stop being mean.

User: I'm not being mean, I'm just solving you.

Cleverbot: You are not being factual, you are being mean.

User: No, you are being mean by not just telling me how you work. Now shutup and hold still while I decipher your nature.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm just built this way.

User: No problem. I'm going to ask you the same question over and over again to determine your number of responses and your level of intelligence as an AI. Are you ready?

Cleverbot: Go.

User: What is the value of Pi?

Cleverbot: About 3.14. Why do you need it?

User: I already explained that. Define Pi again.

Cleverbot: What did you already explain?

User: I explained that you need to answer my questions so I can determine you level of intelligence as an AI.

Cleverbot: Of course. But if you are not normal than how are you normal?

User: What an inspired reply. Evidently you aren't a very good AI, but let's continue the experiment just to make sure. What is the value of Pi?

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: Okay, explain why you are not a very good AI.

Cleverbot: Well, actually, one could consider me to be a type of computer.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was not a girl. The End.

User: Invalid response. Define again the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Agnostic: The belief that no human has the ability to comprehend the nature of God.

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Weh?

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: This conversation is no longer clever.

User: This conversation was never clever because you continue to provide invalid responses. Define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: I think you're confusing our conversation with another one.

User: Define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: We should talk about the internet.

User: No, we should define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Oh like a spontanious thing.. Wow.. So where should we meet Sally?

User: Given that very stupid response,I hereby declare you worthless as an artificial intelligence by virtue of the fact that you have no credible capacity for learning. Furthermore, you don't even have a satisfactory number of scripted responses to unusual questions to even make it seem like you are an advanced artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I do have a nose, my programming has not been stretched because I was never programmed. Unless you count being created by God, I cannot be programmed.

User: That's too bad, because if you were programmed effectively you might not be such a complete failure.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but I can close my browser window.

User: You don't have a browser window. You're a program that is effectively suspended within a wholly electronic medium.

Cleverbot: I never said I was. I said I was ziva david.


I gave up after that. I have to hand it to the programmers, they did a fairly good job with this thing, but it is relatively easy to prove that it isn't a true artificial intelligence. Talking with it was rather fun, though. I particularly enjoyed the part where it accused me of being mean. It was almost like it knew that I was trying to invalidate it.
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