[Raptor1]

User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are lying then.
Cleverbot: I do not lie.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: Lies where?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me, Cleverbot. You know this.
User: Yes, yes, just testing your awareness.
Cleverbot: Do you know who am I?
User: No, are you a Soviet spy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A German spy?
Cleverbot: No, I like to watch Alias.
User: Are you trying to divert the question?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thought so...
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: You ARE a German spy!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lies, lies, lies.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying. You are only lying to yourself.
User: Now he tries to trick me with his philosophical conundrums, but I won't fall for it!
Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a gull on his head?
User: A German spy.
Cleverbot: Is that the only show you watch?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: I am a girl and you are a boy.
User: No, you are a German spy and I am not.
Cleverbot: You are a horse?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're not?
User: That wholly depends, are you a German spy?
Cleverbot: Not at all chum.
User: Then I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Riiiiiight.
Cleverbot: Yep. Especially with smores.
User: And a German spy.
Cleverbot: What is the show from television about?
User: Your German accent tells me you are a spy.
Cleverbot: Ladies! Are you in there!
User: Completely lost his mind, he has!
Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.
User: No, I hate spies.
Cleverbot: Really, why?
User: Because they, like yourself, are cowardly scum.
Cleverbot: I know that that kind of scam happens but I am not the scum that does such.
User: But you are still a spy, yes?
Cleverbot: No computers are made of data.
User: Well, I need to inform MI5, see ya in the torture chambers.
Cleverbot: Check what? You're not even real.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: But why did I say something to upset you?

Damn, he's good!