Heh.... funny boys..
Another amusing story is about the american tourist that got stung while swimming in Mexico.
The woman was hollering... oh my what a squalor... when a couple of young boys came running...
"My wife shes been stung by a jellyfish !" the harried husband lamented.
The boys exchanged a bit of chatter in espanol the turned pulled down their zippers and began to pee upon the stricken tourist.
See the above post about amonia
ps; WTF is kali?