The Democrats have finally solved the healthcare issue and the social secuity issue in one fell swoop. Yes, announcing the
'Cash For Codgers' program. Wheel your 85 year old granny into any Jim Ellis Dealership and receive up to $4500 depending on wear and tear.
The Dealership handles all the paperwork and promises that the codgers will not be secretly resold at auction.
If the program proves successful, the president will look at lowering the age of the codgers to 75, thus generating the billions of Dollars necessary to fund his increasingly asinine policies.
