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Old 10-27-09, 07:11 PM   #1
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Default Why women cannot run amok

- Running amok? they even cannot normally walk with those high heels!

- Before they finally would have found that gun in their handbag, everything already would be over and the police would have moved in!

- They wouldn't find the place.

- In times of stress, they tend to suffer their migraine.

- They are afraid that newspapers would publish their true age afterwards.

- Women don't call it an "amok run", but "summer sale".

- They don't find a dress that fits that red.

- One cannot shoot a gun and type a SIM into the cellphone at the same time.

- They don't find a parking lot.

- they don't fit into the parking lot.

- Calorie tables don't list "1 hour amok run".

- If it gets down to the real nitty-gritty, they get a headache.

- Sudden wish for having children.
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