Outstanding Story and so original, Brag!
The best part:
"Five minutes later a troop of Trucial States Scouts rode in mounted on camels. The leader waved his saber. “Have you seen Ali Baba and his forty thieves?”
Afraid that a premature arrest of his future crew would delay his project, Balz shook his head. “I’m busy with froo-froo. I’ve seen nothing, I’ve heard nothing, I know nothing.”
“You don’t know too much.” The leader of the Trucial Scouts pointed his saber at Balz. “We shall see what else you don’t know.” He turned to his men. “Arrest that man and find out what he knows about what he doesn’t know.”
“I know I don’t know. So how can I know what I don’t know if I don’t know?”
“We know we have subtle and exquisite ways to know that you know of what you don’t know.”
A number of Trucial Scouts dismounted and grabbed Balz."
P.S. Oh all so outstanding performance from Jimbuna too!
