Some Ferengi wiswom:
13th rule of aquisition: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
89th rule of aquisition: Never ask what my profit can do for you. Better ask what you can do for my profit.
144th rule of aquisition: There's nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket.
202th rule of aquisition: The justification for profit is profit.
242th rule of aquisition: More is good ... all is better.
284th rule of aquisition: Deep down everyone's a Ferengi.
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