Earlier today the Supreme Earth Leader declared victory over the forces
of the moon. An unconditional surrender has been signed by the acting
leaders of the Lunar Peoples. This marks the end of the eons of tyranny
the Lunar People have inflicted against our planet.
As the announcement was made, already preparations are under way to
transport the survivors of our almighty bombardment to holding camps on
the earth where the remaining Lunar people will be treated with mercy
until their humane extermination.
Never again will the moon make slaves of us; humanity is free.
The moon it's self will be left in orbit as a memorial to the brave men of
the NASA military divisions who gave their lives for our lasting freedom.
Long live the Earth!
