The General and the Admiral were fishing one day in a small boat. The Admiral suddenly lost his balance and fell overboard. When he started screaming the General jumped right in and pulled him to shore.
The grateful Admiral said "Please don't let this get out. I'd hate for my men to find I can't swim."
"Don't worry" said the General. "Your secret is safe with me. I'd hate for my men to find I can't walk on water."
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“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
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