The Amiral and the General were in the barber shop, getting a haircut and a shave. When the the barber started to put his best aftershave on the General, he held up his hand and said "None for me, thanks! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse."
"You can go ahead and douse me with the stuff", replied the Admiral. "My wife doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."
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