My first 60 seconds of Silent Hunter 3 gameplay went like this..
(Pure Noob gold this is

)
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Me: click, click click
SH3:'Yes sir, AHEAD FLANK!'
Me: Cool! Im driving! ... uh towards that island I guess..)
Me: W,A,D,A,D,S,A,W,A,D,A,D,A,D,A,D....??
SH3: (nothing)
Me: pause....
Me: left arrow, right arrow,left arrow, right arrow,left arrow, right arrow,??
SH3: (nothing)
Me: WHAT? how the f* do I steer?
'click, click, click''click, click, click' 'click, click, click'!!
SH3: "Yes Sir, Rudder Nine Zero degrees to starboard"
Me: AAHHHHH! thats how - oh **** too late!
SH3: SCREECHH!!! "We're taking damage sir!"
ME: RTFM Baby!
