Even if I would live in Munich and you would pay me 100 dollars per hour, you would still need handcuffs, tazer and four guards to get me there.
Folklore of different people and nations sometimes can be interesting, and touching. But German folklore, especially the tourism- and grandmother-optimised Bavarian display with
Volksmusik und
Musikantenstadl, for the most is just - embarassing...
Not that I get mistaken, I love Bavaria. Beautiful landscape, beautiful small towns and villages, and girls having the most sexy accent in all of Germany. Just this folklore thing is more than I can bear.
Girls with Austrian accent sound even cuter.