[I'm goin' down]

It was clear night and I saw Jody Foster in a worm tunnel heading for Vega! Or was that a movie I was dreaming about? Oh! Upon reflection, it was a movie. It was Taxi Driver. I am sure of it. (She co-starred with Danny DaVito.) Here first words (and famous movie lines) on Vega were "You talkin' to me? You must have been, because I don't see anyone else here."

The sound was bouncing off the atmophere like no tomorrw when she was in the worm tunnel. I even heard her broadcast, "Houston, we have a problem." (Or was I dreaming again?) Oh, yes, it was another dream. She did say that line in a movie? Yes! She was co-starring with Ryan O'Neal in Saving Private Ryan (or was it Gilligan Island?), or did he star in Das Boot?

Hey! Who invited those men in? Why are they dressed up in those nicely pressed white coats! Their badges say, "Happy Dale Sanitarium"! Are they in the Navy? Wait! Wait a minute guys. Let's talk about this! NO. NO. That's not true! I have never, ever talked in tongues. I can't. It is common knowledge that the only language I speak or know is Pig Latin. That proves I am not crazy.