Billy Mays Here for OBAMA CARE!!!
Tired of timely, quality treatment America?
Sick of getting what you pay for?
Wish that the government would just step in and take care of you, your family and your children so you dont have to?
well now theres a solution!
OBAMA CARE! POW!!!
No more messy hospital bills!
With OBAMA CARE! your neighbor pays for your health care through insanely high taxes!
Love those long hospital waits?
With OBAMA CARE! you wont wait days...
NO WAY!
you wont wait weeks...
NO WAY!
you wont wait months...
NO WAY
in fact you might wait YEARS for that life saving operation for your grandmother.
OBAMA CARE!!!
available in three easy payments of $665,600,000,000 plus tax
PASS THIS BILL TODAY and we will throw in 76% of the nation pissed off AT NO EXTRA COST
what are you waiting for???
order now!
extra fees may apply, shipping not included, extra taxes may apply in your area, may negatively affect the health care quality of your children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and great great grandchildren. possible side effects include super hyper inflation and a general failure of the healthcare industry as a whole.