[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Mickey Mouse was suing Minnie Mouse for a divorce.

The judge said "Mickey, I am afraid I can not grant you the divorce based on your claim that Minnie is insane."

Mickey Mouse replied "Your honour, I did not say that Minnie was insane, I said she was F&cking Goofy!"

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Jim, you're on a roll