Mickey Mouse was suing Minnie Mouse for a divorce.
The judge said "Mickey, I am afraid I can not grant you the divorce based on your claim that Minnie is insane."
Mickey Mouse replied "Your honour, I did not say that Minnie was insane, I said she was F&cking Goofy!"
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abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.
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