Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.
Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.
Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.
Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?
Obama: About 12 seconds ago.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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