Hey guys! We have a volunteer to go ashore on Iwo! He's bored!
Hand him a rifle and give him a rowboat.
Naw, submarines are an acquired taste. They're exciting like fishing. If your brain doesn't connect just right a submarine is just tedious. Then you get blown up by an enemy you've never even been able to shoot at.
You're right, we're irrational. I've given up trying to figure out why I love this game...
To those who love it no explanation is necessary. To those who don't no explanation is possible.