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OneToughHerring
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Yossarian
: Is Orr crazy?
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: Of course he is. He has to be crazy to keep flying after all his close calls he's had.
Yossarian
: Why can't you ground him?
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: I can, but first he has to ask me.
Yossarian
: That's all he's gotta do to be grounded?
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: That's all.
Yossarian
: Then you can ground him?
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: No. Then I cannot ground him.
Yossarian
: Aah!
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: There's a CATCH?
Yossarian
: A catch?
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: Sure. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't really crazy, so I can't ground him.
Yossarian
: Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying.
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: You got it, that's Catch-22.
Yossarian
: Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch-22.
Dr. 'Doc' Daneeka
: It's the best there is.
Classic stuff, and a great book although not really for all gung-ho's.
Kapitan,
I'd be interested to hear more about your predicament, if you don't mind sharing. If you really are trying to avoid service over there then there are ways.
OneToughHerring