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Dowly · 08-06-09, 04:12 PM

Stubborn little pigs they are. On June 30, 280BC, the armies of Magna Graecia crossed the border to Lucania... just to fell to the blades of the II Legion. They screamed like girlies as they retreated back to Ager Bruttius.

Few months later, they were back asking for more.

On January 3, 279BC, they came forth and sued for peace. After I recovered from the hysterical laughing, I wiped my arse with it and made note to myself that the populist faction is full of pansies.

Come Spring and with it my long awaited III & IV Legions from Rome and Etrudsomething. Kicking arse imminent!

"Time is relative" said my advisor when I asked how the **** can it take so long for my new legions to reach the front. It was already Fall, before my Legions marched to Ager Bruttius and Tarentum. The defenders had no chances.

After the swift victories, representives from Magna Graecia came sue for peace... again. Weeee, more toilet paper! It's going to be needed during the long sieges of the fortresses in Ager Bruttius & Tarentum. (Cant they just give up??)

08-06-09, 04:12 PM	#5
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Stubborn little pigs they are. On June 30, 280BC, the armies of Magna Graecia crossed the border to Lucania... just to fell to the blades of the II Legion. They screamed like girlies as they retreated back to Ager Bruttius. Few months later, they were back asking for more. On January 3, 279BC, they came forth and sued for peace. After I recovered from the hysterical laughing, I wiped my arse with it and made note to myself that the populist faction is full of pansies. Come Spring and with it my long awaited III & IV Legions from Rome and Etrudsomething. Kicking arse imminent! "Time is relative" said my advisor when I asked how the **** can it take so long for my new legions to reach the front. It was already Fall, before my Legions marched to Ager Bruttius and Tarentum. The defenders had no chances. After the swift victories, representives from Magna Graecia came sue for peace... again. Weeee, more toilet paper! It's going to be needed during the long sieges of the fortresses in Ager Bruttius & Tarentum. (Cant they just give up??)