A German Shepherd, a Great Dane and a Scotts Terrier are walking through the park when they spy a pretty French Poodle. They all trot over when she turns and bares her fangs.
"Alright!", she says, "I know how this turns out. But I get to have some say in the matter. I have a little dignity, and I insist that the smartest one of you is the one who'll have me. That means the one who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'. You first."
The Shepherd says "I like liver and cheese for dinner."
"That's lame!" says Frenchy. "Go away! Your turn."
The Great Dane says "Liver and cheese are my favorite."
The Poodle replies "It's either 'is my favorite' or 'are my favorites'. And it's stupid as well. Not a chance!"
Suddenly the Scottie jumps out at the other two and shouts "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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