three labs are at the vet and they are talking about what their problems are.
The first Lab says "I am here because I have this jumping problem. Every time my master comes home I jump all over him. The vet is going to put me on doggie prosaic."
The second Lab says "I am here because I have this peeing problem. Every time I see my owners I pee all over the place. I can't help it. The vet is going to put me on doggie prosaic.
The third Lab says "I am here because I have this "randy" problem. Every time my mistress bends over, I lose control and start to hump her.
The other Labs ask "so is the vet going to put you on doggie prosaic also?"
No, the third Lab says "I am just here to get my nails trimmed."
<crickets chirping>
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